An alternative Little Red Riding Hood tale.
One day Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the dark misty forest to visit her old Granny, when The Big Bad Wolf sidled up alongside her.
After much general chit chat and laughter they realised they had fallen for each other and wanted to spend their lives together.
Little Red Riding Hood wondered how she could tell her loving family that she intended spending the rest of her life with such a disreputable character.
The Big Bad Wolf wondered how he could tell his pack of scoundrels and ruffians that he intended spending the rest of his life with someone who was supposed to be his breakfast.
They decided to consult old Granny, who was wise and had seen a lot of life.
Old Granny opened the door to the unlikely couple and could see at once that they had become an item.
After having a cup of tea and a biscuit, old Granny said,
”To tell your friends and family is really not so hard,
just let them know by sending out a “Save The Date Card.”
So they did, and they all lived happily ever after.